if the album leaks while I’m at school my education will not matter for that day the minute I hear it’s dropped I’ll chuck a deuces at my teacher and run out to listen to the whole album on repeat for the rest of the 1d im 1d af 24/7
SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS
- Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)
wait im laughing SO HARD
DID SHE HAVE THEM DO THE X FACTOR POSE
Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?
harry seems like the type to stand outside in the summer so mosquitos won’t go hungry
Me: i'm over my crush